Word of Warning:
If you're going to drink a Mimosa at midnight and then stay up to, oh, 1:30 am watching "Ace of Cakes" on Food Network, be prepared for the inevitable.
Like, say, your 4 year-old son bringing you his **previously assembled** Lego Tie Fighter in a gazillion pieces at 8 am the next day. And he wants YOU to put it back together. NOW!
(PANTS? Where are my pajama pants? And what is that stuck to my cheek? Oh. The medicine I dropped last night... THERE it is!)
Thank goodness for Little Debbie honey buns.
Feed 'em, clean 'em, go back to bed.
Darned mimosas.
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