I especially like witty, clever, sarcastic sayings. I found a website through Go Fug Yourself that sells t-shirts with witty sayings on them, and now I'm addicted to finding other witty tee sites. Not for purchasing purposes. Just for a daily giggle.
Here are some of the funniest tees I've found on the internet (Hopefully you can see them. They're a little smallish. Click on the image to see it larger.)
After reviewing the photo, I realized there are a few you can't read. It ain't funny if you can't see it, huh?
Top row, L-R:
1. My life is an endless battle against maturity.
2. Fish & Chips (get it? Those are cops riding fish!)
3. Edumacated
4. At least I'm not a hoe (it's a shovel).
5. Finders Keepers (man on the moon)
6. I (body part) Mad Libs (for those of us that ever loved to do Mad Libs.)
2nd row:
1. Paddle faster. I hear banjos. (Referencing the famous movie, "Deliverance")
2. Donna Martin graduates (any "90210" fans in da blog?)
3. The internet is no substitute for human companionship.
4. 1/20/09 (Dubya's last day in office. With a 29% approval rating, looks like 71% of America should own one of these shirts!)
5. Blue Trash (Smurfette had to have gotten around ifyouknowwhatimsayin')
6. Beaker and Dr. Bunsen Honeydew dissecting Kermit.
3rd Row:
1. Attention Fast Food Employee: In lieu of speaking to an inferior human, I'd simply like to request a number one with the soda of your choosing. (I could wear this to my local A&W/Long John Silvers and I'm convinced they wouldn't get it.)
2. Alex P. Keaton for President '08 "Sha la la la" ("Family Ties" anyone?)
3. Bubba Fett (The Star Wars bounty hunter comes to earth & lands in Alabama)
4. That man stole an element from my lab! Cesium! (That one's for my chemistry teacher mom)
5. Cow Tipping. It's udder chaos.
6. Cows Gone Wild. "Show us your teats!"
4th Row:
1. While preparing dinnner, Edna accidentally opens a can of Whoopass.
2. "Will that be all?" "Uh, yeah. It's for my lawn." (It's a disguised flamingo buying a plastic flamingo for.... uh..... yard decorating.)
3. Crack kills.
4. Help support the courtesy flush. (Definition: Flushing the toilet at the exact moment of a smelly bowel movement hitting the water as to minimize lingering oders that may eminate off the perpatrating poo. Keeping the bowl poo free will keep the bathroom odor to a minimum.)
5. Sorry, but my "Give a Damn" is busted. (Some days are just LIKE THAT, y'all!)
6. If you were a child in the 80s, you know this one, "Believe it Or Not". Guess!
5th Row:
1. Say hello to my little friend (That's Tattoo from "Fantasy Island")
2. Loading Humorous Message... Please Wait. (For all those times you've got a great comback... 5 minutes after you needed one!)
3. & 4. Little Miss Chatterbox and Little Miss Trouble are characters from childrens' books written by Roger Hargreaves.
5. Mr. Rogers. You Are Special.
6. 2 chocolate bunnies: "My Butt Hurts." "What?"
Last Row:
1. Okay, I give up. It's NUCULAR.
2. They're piranha crackers. Get it?
3. See above.
4. The croc tells the gator "See Ya Later". Gator replies, "Afterwhile."
5. Mt. Rushmore. "We will, we will Rock You"
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