Blog Cheater

I saw this on 2 blogs recently, and I'm not above copying. I'm a blog cheater.

1- What's worse - Physical or Mental cheating? Both are pretty bad, but I'd choose physical as the worse of the two.

2- Is it easier to forgive or forget? forgive

3- Can men and women be "Just Friends?" Yes, but there can't be any physical attraction. I've had male friends that I wasn't attracted to.

4- Dating co-workers? I work at home, so my kids are my co-workers. I think that's illegal? And gross.

5- All expenses paid vacation to anywhere? You know where. It starts with a Disney and ends with a World. After that it would probably be some remote beach with a full staff to meet my every need... like maybe in Fiji? One of those huts that sit right in the water.

6- On the way to the electric chair - What's your last meal? Hold up... why am I going to the electric chair? What'd I do?!? Um, I'd probably choose Baby Doe's beer cheese soup, a great steak and something chocolate for dessert.

7- The water park... makes me tired? I haven't been to a water park since the early 90s. Hot, sunburned, waterlogged, chafed... ick. Not my thing.

8- When you are "In Love" do you notice other people? Yeah? I guess? Romantically, no, but I'm not blinded to the existence of other people.

9- Is flirting cheating? I think so. Why flirt if you know it's not going anywhere? Why even be tempted? Flirting to get something from the other person is just shallow and underhanded.

10- Would you rather have 1 great friend or 5 pals? 1 great friend

11- If someone called you a bitch would you be offended? Uh, yeah. I don't think that word is a compliment. I try very hard to be nice to people, even when I'm angry. I don't think being mean is ever appropriate.

12- Are you ok with your significant other being friends with an ex? I'm not sure.

13- Would you live with someone without marrying them? Nope.

14- Favorite sport? I love to watch college (SEC) football, but if I'm participating then it's going to be swimming.

15- Is toilet paper hung over or under? As long as there's paper on the roll, I don't care. I can't use a cardboard tube when I'm done wif my bidness. If the hubby actually remembers to put a new roll on when an old one is used up, I'm singin' hallelujahs.

16- Do you squeeze toothpaste from the middle or end of the tube? I don't pay attention to where I squeeze. I do roll it up when it's getting close to empty, so probably the top?

17- How do you feel about tanning booths? I used them in college and once as a newlywed, but never again. I'm seeing the effects, and I don't like them.

18- Friends with benefits? Nope.

19- Do you believe in angels? Absolutely. There have been too many times in my life when I know I've been in the presence of angels for me not to believe in them. Plus, the Bible says they exist, so that's enough for me to believe.

20- Would you rather take pictures or be in pictures? Take them.

21- Have you ever flirted with someone you had no interest in? Not intentionally.

22 - Ever kissed a random person and then walked away? Nope. Why would you do that?

23- Would you buy bootleg merchandise? Nope, but last week my husband downloaded the cartoon parts of "Song of the South" onto a DVD so our kids could see what the story is behind the Splash Mountain ride at Disney World. That's the only way to see that movie, unfortunately.

24- What color looks best on you? Light aqua and plum-ish purple. Those are the colors that fetch me the most compliments.

25- If you could play any sport professionally what would it be? Is there a sport I can do sitting down? Maybe I would be a golfer. They seem to have the easiest time. Walk, hit a ball with an overpriced stick, ride in the cart, someone else carries your bag... pretty nice life.

26- Ever break up with someone and regret it? No.

27- Are you a jealous person? I'd be lying if I said no. I don't get jealous often. Mostly covetous, I guess. It passes quickly.

28- Would you ever have plastic surgery? I have, to erase a chicken pox scar (but only because I was having another procedure to remove scar tissue from my upper lip). I was in 5th grade.

29- When do you want to get married? Hopefully I won't be getting married again. ; )

30- Who has the sexiest accents? I love to hear Harry Connick, Jr. talk. I honestly think a thick Southern accent is the MOST unsexy accent on the planet, but I like a light Scottish accent (Ewan McGregor comes to mind...)

31- Next concert you're attending? I don't know. Is Manhattan Transfer coming back to town anytime soon? Harry Connick, Jr? I like smaller concert settings.

32- Favorite song? I can't pick just one. I love "Baby Grand" by Billy Joel. I can't think of any others right now because my iPod is on and it's impossible to think of anything besides what's playing ("The Mighty Quinn" at the moment...)

33- Favorite movie? Of all time? Gone With the Wind.

34- What's your occupation? Mom.

35- What's your sign? Like Bill Engvall's "Here's your sign!" or astrological sign? I'm an Aquarius, but I don't believe in astrology. Bunch o' hooey.

36- Are you a beach, country or city person? BEACH!

37- Best vacation spot you've been to? The hubs and I took a Royal Caribbean cruise before we had kids, and we spent our day on Coco Cay in a hammock strung between two palm trees. I read while he slept. We were right next to the ocean, we were perfectly shaded by the fronds of the palm tree and there was a niiiiiiiice breeze. If I could do that for a week with no TV (but definitely an iPod), that would be my idea of heaven on earth.

38- Have you ever had a "secret affair?" Why? Do you know something? Did someone say something to you? (The answer is no. I'm just playin'.)

39- If you could own a non-traditional pet which would it be? An imaginary alligator.

40- Favorite show as a child? Little House on the Prairie, The Love Boat and Fantasy Island. I loved Saturday nights.

41- Where do you spend most of your money? Target

42- Are you currently working at a job that you hate? No. I love my job (and the meds that allow me to say that with a smile on my face!)

43- Have you ever been so heart broken that you called in sick to work? No.

44- Favorite summer drink? Butter pecan milkshake from Bruster's

45- Can you change a car tire? Sure. I know the number for AAA. Oh, change it myself? Nay. I should know that. Could probably figger it out if I had to. I *know* I can take the lug nuts off and put them back on. I've done that before. Impressed?

46- Favorite cologne/perfume? Sarah Jessica Parker's "Lovely" and Philosophy's "Amazing Grace". My hubby likes the smell of Chloe, which I wear very infrequently. I still like it, but it's very sweet.

47- Favorite candle scent? Cinnamon or apple or a combination of both.

48- Would you consider yourself adventurous? No.

49- What is your My Space profile song? I don't have a MySpace page. If I did, I still wouldn't have music. I think it's startling to be slapped in the face with a song when I click on someone's page. I had music here for awhile, but I took it off, because I couldn't stand it.

50- Favorite concert attended? DC Talk/ Michael W. Smith when I was in college. We were on the front row. ("Sing 'Friends' Michael! Sing 'Friends'!" Remember that, Brooke?)

51- Would you date an already attached man/woman? Attached to what? A bomb?

52- Would you sing Karaoke in front of co-workers? Maaaaaaaaybe. If'n I had co-workers.

53- Can you shoot pool? Not well.

54- Do you like your siblings' significant others? He seems like a nice guy. I don't know him too well, but he makes my sister happy, so that's good enough for me.

55- Can you drive a stick? Like a broomstick? Does this have something to do with that bitch comment? (No. I can only drive an automatic. I never learned to drive a car with a manual transmission.)

56- When you marry will you wear white? I did wear white.

57- Have you ever sat and hoped for a phone call? When I was dating my hubby long distance, yes.

58- Ever skip school and spend the day at the beach? The beach was 5 hours from my house, but even if it had been closer, I wouldn't have skipped.

59- Favorite TV shows? The Office and Pushing Daisies.

60- What are you waiting for at the movies? I think Madagascar 2 is going to be hilarious. Truth be told, I kinda sorta want to see High School Musical: 3, too. Only because I know it will be fun to take the kids. Not because Zac Efron is a cutie pie. Definitely not that. 'Cause that would be creepy.