Yesterday was clean up day. The lady who cleans our house is coming today, and I always feel compelled to tidy before she gets here. Go figure.
Camryn's job yesterday was to move all of the gifts under the big tree in the front of the house, vacuum up all the faux pine needles that have fallen off of it due to excess climbage by the cats, then replace the gifts and rewrap the two whose paper has been shredded by the aforementioned cats.
K.
Camryn got to work without complaint (a true Christmas miracle) and then I heard screaming, wailing and yes, I think I even heard gnashing of teeth (my own, it turns out...)
The vacuum noise stopped. The crying (Lillian's) started and it grew louder as the girls approached me.
Lillian thrust this into my face:
It seems that the cats had snagged Angel off the kids' tree and had their way with her, and then Camryn had accidentally vacuumed up the right side of her hair.
Lillian was distraught.
Camryn was laughing (I have to admit it was pretty funny...)
"She looks like Britney Spears when she shaved her head!"
I couldn't help laughing. Lillian didn't think our laughter was funny.
I assured Lillian that we could replace the sweet angel's hair with just a little bit of craftiness.
Britney Spears.
Crack me up.
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