Just Two Things

JUST TWO THINGS

(Thanks to my sister for the email forward!)

Two names you go by:

1. Mommy
2. Beth

Two things you are wearing right now:

1. a bra
2. comfy pajamas (Yeah, it's 11 am. So what?!?)

Two things you would want (or have) in a relationship:

1. trust
2. laughter

Two things you like to do:

1. hang out with my family
2. scrapbook

Two things you want very badly at the moment:

1. breakfast
2. for the media cabinet to declutter itself

Two things you did last night:

1. watched tv (Big Brother 8 & "A Side Order of Life" on Lifetime)
2. culled some things in my scrap room

Two things you ate today:

1. 2 bites of a 3 day-old chocolate iced donut
2. a couple of sips of iced tea

Two people you last talked to:

1. Pick a child, any child
2. My husband

Two things you're doing tomorrow:

1. taking books to the kids' school to donate for their new library
2. going swimming

Two longest car rides:

1. Birmingham, AL to Spokane, WA (I was 18 months-old and remember none of it)
2. Birmingham, AL to Winter Park, CO (actually did this twice: 1990 & 1991)

Two favorite holidays:

1. Christmas
2. Mother's Day

Two favorite beverages:

1. Iced tea sweetened with Splenda
2. ice cold Coca-Cola from a glass bottle

Two things about me that you may not have known:

1. I only have one ovary/fallopian tube (I lost the others in a freak alligator wrestling accident)
2. I collect Absolut ads

Two jobs I have had in my life:

1. Gymboree salesperson
2. Stripper (the look on your face is priceless!)

Two Movies I would watch over and over:

1. Gone With the Wind
2. Adventures in Babysitting

Places I have lived:

1. Alabama
2. South Carolina

Two of my favorite foods:

1. nachos
2. toasted ravioli