Do you hear what I hear?

Hear that?

Hear that?

Hear that?

Can you hear me now?

That is me screaming at the top of my lungs.

Why?

'Cause the unranked, green-trousered University of Freakin' South Florida Bulls just beat my beloved Auburn Tigers in overtime. OVERTIME!

Methinks it's time for a new quarterback, 'cause Brandon Cox just ain't doin' it right anymore. I mean, I know he has a momma and she loves him, but he just needs to let someone else give it a try for a game or two.

(Insert expletives here.)

I'd feel fine if we'd lost to LSU or Bama or Arkansas or Florida or any other RANKED team. But USF? Fuhgeddaboutit.

Stupid green pants. Keeping me up past 1 am. Stupid green pants. Stupid bulls. Stupid fans in bull hats. Stupid Brandon Cox.

Eh. There's always next week.

(Yikes. Next week is Mississippi State. On television. Start saying your prayers now, kids! We could lose to Mississippi State. On TV!)

After that, it doesn't look much better. All those "ATs"

09/29/07 at Florida
10/06/07 vs. Vanderbilt (in Auburn)
10/13/07 at Arkansas
10/20/07 at LSU (Did you see how they beat Va Tech tonight? That ain't gonna be pretty...)
10/27/07 vs. Ole Miss (in Auburn)
11/03/07 vs. Tennessee Tech (in Auburn)
11/10/07 at Georgia
11/24/07 vs. Alabama (in Auburn, thank goodness!)

I got a lot of den floor fightin' left in me, but if things don't improve soon, I'm gonna' have to leave the TV off and wait for 2008, y'all.