She's On a Roll....

Know what that is?

A roll from Ryan's restaurant, you say?

Well, that would be the obvious choice.

But you're wrong. Dead wrong.

To find out what that *really* is you need to ask a 4 year-old.

Let's do that. Let's do that right now.

Here's a 4 year-old. Let's ask her.



"Lillian, what is that in the picture above?"

"Hmmm..... (giggle, giggle, snicker, laugh, snort).... hmmmm.... mmmm... (snicker, snort)..."

"It's a (snicker, snicker, giggle) it's a.... (giggle, laugh, snicker...) it's a....

BOOTIE BUN!"

"Ah, of course. How could I NOT have seen that?!?"

CRACK me up.

(Get it? CRACK?!?!? Bwa ha ha ha ha! Where *DID* she get her sense of humor?!?)