Ahoy, Matey!

The foods I have consumed today had an inadvertant theme. I guess I was in a fishy mood today.

I realized this on my way home tonight as I was trying to avoid having a wreck because I was slurping the tartar sauce running down my fingers. YOM, as Rachael Ray would say. YUM-OH.

So here's the breakdown.

Breakfast: Cap'n Crunch cereal (that and a Mountain Dew and you've got yourself the breakfast of champions! Sadly, I have no Mountain Dew. )

Lunch: Jumbo Crab Cake Burger from Ruby Tuesday ('Twas deelish. But from now on, when I hear SpongeBob speak of Crabby Patties, it's this sandwich I will think of!)

Dinner: Double Filet O'Fish, small fries, Yogurt & Fruit parfait from McD's (thanks, Stacy!)

And on a totally unrelated note (HA! At first I accidentally typed, "TOOTally". HOW FUNNY IS THAT? TOOTALLY!):

There's a German in my kitchen.

A German dishwasher, that is. His name is Bosch. James Bosch.

(Not really, but you gotta admit that's a funny line. "The name is Bosch. James Bosch." Get it?!? HEY! QUIT ROLLIN' YOUR EYES LIKE THAT! What? No, I haven't been drinking!)

Oh, there really is a new Bosch ULTRA QUIET dishwasher in my kitchen (Hear it? NO! I can't either!)

My "old" one broke this week. It started screaming like a cat in heat and at one point started smoking (Hey, who gave the cat the cigarette?) Then, it died.

Sears dude came out yesterday and said the motor was blown. Great. He's ordering the part; it'll be here in 3-4 days. He can't physically be here to install it for about 10 days.

Eh. Good thing we were going to replace it anyway.