(1) I cannot stand multi-level marketing. Someone gave my name to a guy from Cutco knives, and he came to the house today peddling the most freakin' expensive knives I've ever seen in my life. If I'm going to pay that much for cutlery, they better stand up and fix the chicken themselves.
(2) My daughter got her Stanford Acheivement test scores back today. According to her results, she could probably take the GED and pass. All of her scores were labeled "post high school". She's TEN. Ironically, her lowest score was on the L-I-S-T-E-N-I-N-G portion of the test. Go figure.
(3) My 7 year-old son CRACKS.ME.UP. Tonight the kids were especially complimentary of the dinner I prepared (Salsa chicken, fiesta rice, refried beans and cheese quesadillas to dip in the beans... plus a homemade peach cobbler with fresh peaches... total Mexican starch fest!) I told the boys that I would teach them how to cook, because even boys need to have that skill. Aiden said his wife could cook, and I told him she might, be he needed to know how in case his wife was tired or busy or whatever. Aiden looked up and said, "I'll just go buy her a Hungry Woman dinner." Ya know... like a Hungry Man dinner, only for the females. Funny, funny boy.
3 comments:
Love the "Hungry Woman" dinner idea. LOL!!!!
Congrats on Camryn's test scores. WOW.
Uh, yeah. My neighbor sells Cutco knives. He doesn't sell them to ME...but he sells them.
I've never heard of Cutco knives. And I'm kinda glad I haven't!
GREAT scores! It is so wonderful to celebrate the academic achievement of our kids!
Hungry woman. Bwahahahaha! He is funny. Wonder where he gets that?
Ok, I'm lovin the Hungry Woman Dinner, hilarious! Hmmm, wonder if I can find any "Hungry Kid" dinners..
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