Guess what?
(Tapping my foot in exasperation while you guess stupid stuff like, "You're pregnant!" or "You found $5 in your jacket!" or "You won the complete DVD collection of 90210!")
You're wrong! You're ALL WRONG! You'll never guess what has me so excited! NEVAH!
I got an e-mail.
It wasn't just any old e-mail.
This particular e-mail was from my friends at iTunes. My friends that, each and every Tuesday, love to inform me of new downloads. Aren't they the BEST?
GUESS WHAT IS NEW ON iTUNES TODAY?
GUESS! GO AHEAD! YOU CAN'T! (Well, I *guess* if you get the Tuesday e-mail from iTunes, you might already know... but you keep yer trap shut, 'k?)
OH, I can't even believe it. I can't! I'm slobbering all over the laptop!
iTunes now has the Traveling Wilburys available for download! Every song they ever made! Woo hoo!
If I had an extra $20 laying around, it would be MINE.RIGHT.NOW.
Alas, I must wait until I can make a deposit into my bank account before I can load Roy and the boys onto my iPod. But that day will soon come. Soon, they will be mine.
EAT THAT all you scumsucking eBay pigs charging a king's ransom for old Wilburys CDs! Ha!
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